that if one of my thighs were noticeably more massive than the other, those of you who know me in person and see me quasi-regularly would call this to my attention? Then how do we explain the fact that only the right leg hole of all of my fun pastel dotted-swiss-wannabe undies are visibly losing elasticity and are about 15% bigger than the left leg holes when you hold up a freshly laundered pair? Very puzzling indeed. And if you're wondering if it's due to my undie application methods, I always put my left leg in first so if any leg holes should be getting undue stress it should be the left ones, no?
It's always something.