another for the "probably someone already thought of this and realized it wasn't feasible" category

Lately on hulu they've been showing a lot of condom commercials. Apparently Trojan recently came out with one that "feels like nothing's there!" I think they should do a commercial where people are getting it on and the guy keeps stopping... um... short... in a panic because he is paranoid he forgot to put on the rubber since he can't tell it's there so he keeps doublechecking, which drives his partner crazy due to timing issues...

Missed my calling, I know.

So there.

The best solutions are often the simplest, n'est-ce pas?