- Good things about albuterol: ease of breathing and energy buzz.
- Bad things about albuterol: it makes my voice go into permanent baby voice register, makes me think I can talk even faster than normal while simultaneously dulling those same powers (makes for lots of garbled words and beginnings o' tangents), and wipes all vocab from my mind except the word "cute." Also occasionally makes me sound like a valley girl.
You can decide whether morning cough ramblings or afternoon albuterol spazziness are the preferable Susan Vid Persona.